The Pope Vs Islam continued!!!
The pope in his silly hat quoted a dead king, this quote can be deemed as highly offensive, rude and atleast historically accurate. Muslims all over the world seem to be getting angier and angier for no apparent reason.
Islamic followers actually got angry even before they even knew what it meant, since few of them even know English. The 3 or so individuals who are educated and literate in Syria did manage to write protest signs proclaiming "Death to the West" and "Death to the pope" for the entire foaming of the mouths masses which is said to be a miracle from great Allah himself.
The pope did conjure up a reply to the manic Islamic masses on Tuesday. "I never meant to offend anyone, I was just stating a well known fact from educated individuals observations of Muslims general antics throughout history. I'm off to watch "Sex and the City, fuck this shit, burn down all the Churchs you like, just don't blame me".
The peaceful Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejadmade a aswift reply yesterday to directly challenge the popes comments to Fox News. "Lets get this right, the Pope is an infidel who will rot in hell for eternity", He stammered with complete rage, "Secondly, watching Sex and the City is blasphemy, the whores in that show have their genitals intact, this shows how backwards Western societies actually are by allowing women to have their clits still attached to their bodies."
Tova Viking, a well respected professor in the study of human Psychology and mathmatics earlier today claimed that Muslims all over the world are getting angry for no reason, as this anger increases the reasons for becoming angry becomes obsolete meaning they actually become angry for no reason. This equation simplified exists as - ASX(ISLAMIC)+AHFX = BULLSHITXOXOXX
Tova Viking actually predicts that Muslims will soon become so angry that their heads will explode for no reason, this being extremely worrying since no bombs are actually needed for the suicide bombing process. He predicts that magazines showing articles on something as little as personal hygiene, houses not built out of sand and clean shaven men could invoke a world war three.
Islamic followers actually got angry even before they even knew what it meant, since few of them even know English. The 3 or so individuals who are educated and literate in Syria did manage to write protest signs proclaiming "Death to the West" and "Death to the pope" for the entire foaming of the mouths masses which is said to be a miracle from great Allah himself.
The pope did conjure up a reply to the manic Islamic masses on Tuesday. "I never meant to offend anyone, I was just stating a well known fact from educated individuals observations of Muslims general antics throughout history. I'm off to watch "Sex and the City, fuck this shit, burn down all the Churchs you like, just don't blame me".
The peaceful Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejadmade a aswift reply yesterday to directly challenge the popes comments to Fox News. "Lets get this right, the Pope is an infidel who will rot in hell for eternity", He stammered with complete rage, "Secondly, watching Sex and the City is blasphemy, the whores in that show have their genitals intact, this shows how backwards Western societies actually are by allowing women to have their clits still attached to their bodies."
Tova Viking, a well respected professor in the study of human Psychology and mathmatics earlier today claimed that Muslims all over the world are getting angry for no reason, as this anger increases the reasons for becoming angry becomes obsolete meaning they actually become angry for no reason. This equation simplified exists as - ASX(ISLAMIC)+AHFX = BULLSHITXOXOXX
Tova Viking actually predicts that Muslims will soon become so angry that their heads will explode for no reason, this being extremely worrying since no bombs are actually needed for the suicide bombing process. He predicts that magazines showing articles on something as little as personal hygiene, houses not built out of sand and clean shaven men could invoke a world war three.
posted by Misanthropic Tendencies at 3:58 AM
3 Comments:
I liked the quote in the Times today about the US threatening to "Bomb Pakistan back to the stone-age" if they didn't comply.
It got me thinking, well it's in the f**king stone-age so what difference would it make?
No wonder they hate us: Living in the UK is infinitely better than sat in Pakistan shitting in a bucket and trying to keep the files off your kids in some cesspool of a city where toilet tissue has not yet been invented.
Thats why I can't stand all those hatefilled preachers here who hate the West and think our values are disgusting; but take our dole money, council houses, and education system, then 20 years later blow up their neighbours because they are infidels.
Stoneage mindset.
Ban Islam. If their heads are set to explode it'd just be like Banning the Bomb in the 60's. Like a retro banning. Sort of.
well said, well said. Anyone got any doubts? Check out a copy of the Koran. "Kill all infidels." "Infidels" later in the novel, uh, book, uh "holy" book are defined as "unbelievers." All the Pakis, Iranians, etc. I knew, as a young girl, that were visiting the U.S. were into drinking and _____ing all the girls that would consent, because they don't getta do it on their own soil. I was beginning to wonder what was wrong with me that so many were chasing me down, telling me, "you look just like movie starrrr." I could have even had the privilege of moving to Pakistan to be wife #3 and probably dead by now because I am an "evil westerner." Globalization? Not for me.
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