Muslims deny Holocaust
According to top government education officials most schools in the UK are purposely no longer educating children about the Holocaust when covering the second world war.At first most people might believe the reason for this action is because the topic is too harrowing (much like the teaching of terrorists in American schools which has been linked to chronic bed wetting and premature balding in American children). The real reasons behind the exclusion of it from lessons stems from the fact they do not want to offend Holocaust denying Arabs.
Recent studies into 'controversial history topics' by the Department of Education in primary and secondary schools seem to back this assumption. For people across the water who might be confused to what primary and secondary schools are they are the equivalent of grade one to eleven and students ages range from five to forty.
A primary school teacher who spoke out but wished to remain anonymous moaned, 'I used to teach with accuracy what the Holocaust is but I gave up last year after a boy aged six charged at me while screaming in Arabic and then tried to detonate himself using a pen.' Shortly after speaking to us this unnamed teacher was rumoured to be involved in an accident which involved a twenty foot extention cord and a large machete.
Unfortunately this is not an isolated incident, teachers all over the UK have complained of similar experiences and have had to either completely censor or dramatically warp their lessons to suit Muslims audiences.
Living in a multicultural and open minded society such as the UK there is always room for another side of the story and acceptable opinion no matter how delusional it might be.
Abdul Al Ghafur President of the infamous organisation 'Muslims against Historical Accuracies' (MAHA) sat down with us and insisted that the threats against teachers was just standard Muslim procedures in protest of the Wests typical Jewish bias. 'The issue is very simple, we are offended by the belief that the Holocaust actually happened. I mean Adolf Hitler? Everyone knows that guy was created by Hollywood. I'll do you a deal if you can prove to me that an Adolf Hitler existed I'll go out and divorce my three year old wife, thats how ludicrous the situation is, I'd laugh but the Holy Prophet Mohammed forbids laughter.'
The Iranian President Mahoud Ahmdinjad yesterday in a news conference slammed western beliefs and handed his support to British muslims over the Holocaust denial. 'The Holocaust is sick Jewish propaganda. These are the same backwards Western infidels who believe that the earth is actually round and woman don't deserve senseless beatings for blinking without a mans permission.'
Opinions on the controversy differ yet some individuals are not interested who believes what only promoting others feelings and upholding sensitivity on the issue. Dora matt from a teachers union called 'Fellowship of All Groups' (FAG) was keen to tell us that regardless of what teachers do or do not teach they must strive to avoid offending anyone. 'By simply evading such offensive and controversial topics we are able to spare peoples feelings an no conflict is created. Political correctness is an adequate solutions to cure all of societies problems. Anyone who disagrees is an ignorant, barbaric, intolerable and brutish Islamophobe.'
Recent studies into 'controversial history topics' by the Department of Education in primary and secondary schools seem to back this assumption. For people across the water who might be confused to what primary and secondary schools are they are the equivalent of grade one to eleven and students ages range from five to forty.
A primary school teacher who spoke out but wished to remain anonymous moaned, 'I used to teach with accuracy what the Holocaust is but I gave up last year after a boy aged six charged at me while screaming in Arabic and then tried to detonate himself using a pen.' Shortly after speaking to us this unnamed teacher was rumoured to be involved in an accident which involved a twenty foot extention cord and a large machete.
Unfortunately this is not an isolated incident, teachers all over the UK have complained of similar experiences and have had to either completely censor or dramatically warp their lessons to suit Muslims audiences.
Living in a multicultural and open minded society such as the UK there is always room for another side of the story and acceptable opinion no matter how delusional it might be.
Abdul Al Ghafur President of the infamous organisation 'Muslims against Historical Accuracies' (MAHA) sat down with us and insisted that the threats against teachers was just standard Muslim procedures in protest of the Wests typical Jewish bias. 'The issue is very simple, we are offended by the belief that the Holocaust actually happened. I mean Adolf Hitler? Everyone knows that guy was created by Hollywood. I'll do you a deal if you can prove to me that an Adolf Hitler existed I'll go out and divorce my three year old wife, thats how ludicrous the situation is, I'd laugh but the Holy Prophet Mohammed forbids laughter.'
The Iranian President Mahoud Ahmdinjad yesterday in a news conference slammed western beliefs and handed his support to British muslims over the Holocaust denial. 'The Holocaust is sick Jewish propaganda. These are the same backwards Western infidels who believe that the earth is actually round and woman don't deserve senseless beatings for blinking without a mans permission.'
Opinions on the controversy differ yet some individuals are not interested who believes what only promoting others feelings and upholding sensitivity on the issue. Dora matt from a teachers union called 'Fellowship of All Groups' (FAG) was keen to tell us that regardless of what teachers do or do not teach they must strive to avoid offending anyone. 'By simply evading such offensive and controversial topics we are able to spare peoples feelings an no conflict is created. Political correctness is an adequate solutions to cure all of societies problems. Anyone who disagrees is an ignorant, barbaric, intolerable and brutish Islamophobe.'
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